Cab Ride

From May 2000...

I took a cab to LAX yesterday. The cab driver was about 50, from an unknown country, with bad teeth:

  "You work in internet?"

  "Yes."

  "You have websites?"

  "Yes."

  "What ones?"

  "tedstrong.com"

  "What others? How many you got?"

  "Just that one."

  "I've got about 50."

  "Really?"

  "Wilshire.com, Sepulveda.com, cityofpleasure.com. Los Angeles is City of Pleasure. I try to own fuckyou.com -- but is taken, fuckallyou.com is also taken. fuckyouall is taken. I tried to get them. suckyouall is available. That may be good if you like to suck."

  "... Uh huh."

  "Is Ted your boyfriend?"

  "What? No, I'm Ted."

  "Oh yes, I know who your boyfriend is. I have all that information."

  "Oh."