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Fiction from Ted Strong. Some of this fiction you may have read before as some of it may have been sent out to you once in email form. But new fiction from my warped mind is on the way!

New Reuters story: Top Science and Health News: If Humans Get to Mars What Might They Do -- Anal Intercourse Is Most Likely Say Experts!

New Reuters story: International News: Sharon Confronts Party Jeers!

Reuters story: Toby Keith NOT a Horse Fucking Enthusiast.

Check out my new rap song!

My classic Halloween poem just posted to tedstrong.com!

Angelina Jolie says she wants to shoot another child!

Abbott Says Data Shows Arthritis Drug Promise!

Pitt Should Resign -- Says McCain!

The Boy and the Girl

The Killer

Trouble in the UK

Xmas Carol 2000

PETA Propaganda Issue #16

PETA Propaganda Issue #17

NyQuil

Mother's Poopy Draws

The Man-Child

Hominid Fossils and Mr. Scay

Old stuff:

Quotes.

I call the Ron Howard/Jim Carrey How the Grinch Stole Christmas, "How the Grinch Stole My Bowels and Then Wiped the Shit All Over Some Film Stock and Sold Tickets to It". But for a list of the season's best holiday-themed movies click here!

Not New Digital Weekend in Digital Pix section. New ones coming soon.

I drew this elephant in class.

Estahl in Europe (wearing the tedstrong.com tshirt!) Go E!

Am looking for paying employment, if anyone hears of anything let me know, tedstrong@tedstrong.com, my resume is here.

From last week: Did you miss My Favorite Movies (in no order). I'm working on a Top Hundred. Any ideas?

Emmy Noms -- Who Cares?

Rockford File of the Week.

 

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