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Yahoo/SBC: Duh, Is This Spam or Real?
Jan 19 2004

My Yahoo/SBC junk mail filter is, like, retarded. It puts emails from people who are in my address book into my bulk folder, and it puts stuff that couldn't possibly be anything other than spam into my Inbox. The following are just one third of the spam I got in my inbox over the weekend.

I love when a subject heading ends in a series of random letters and numbers, such as: rGKBt9vNLzUO. That should be an automatic sign of spam.

As should emails with subjects that contain terms like "suck anything off with a cock" and "i love it when guys shoot their cum over my freckly face." And then following something really crude like that, the real odd terms that make no sense, like: "Apollo darklywreckers," "beakers tended," "invite fleetness!!" and "the prisoner glanced."

Plus there's the names of the senders, such as: Inhibited R. Liaising, Lavonne M. Baca, Best-fudge, Zachery (that's not how you spell Zachary) or dorelia.

Take a look:

Hunted Admin Babes hunting studs Sun 01/18
Janie Johns natural breast lovers frhrjhikm Sun 01/18
Inhibited R. Liaising Enough Material To Keep You Hard for Years! food Sun 01/18
Plex I'll suck anything off with a cock!! Apollo darklywreckers. Sun 01/18
Otto Cuevas Dmsamuel Still waiting for vi*ag*ra to set in? Here's CI*ALI*S Sun 01/18
Lavonne M. Baca LOw Cost Viagr@,Valï(u)m, X(a)n@x, Som@ Di3t Pills Many M3ds rGKBt9vNLzUO Sat 01/17
Elgenerale teens getting nasty on film!! invite fleetness!! Sat 01/17
Wilfredo Maynard but Baby I couldn't forget about you... fvpezrwnsqko s f Sat 01/17
Best-fudge RE[y] please, confirm FdqPK Sat 01/17
Katrina Cornelius Naughty farm girls and horses Sat 01/17
Freckly Babe i love it when guys shoot their cum over my freckly face Sat 01/17
Shocking Admin Big cocks with giant loads! Sat 01/17
Joe Sweet Innocent Angels. beakers tended Fri 01/16
Zachery Re: FUQEQZDE, the prisoner glanced Fri 01/16
dorelia Fuck Their Mouths to Make Them Happy! Fri 01/16
channa Help! Aliens Grew My Cock Overnight! Fri 01/16
lelia Gangbang Wars: Lucy wants Two Dozen Dicks! Fri 01/16
Monica Sweetheart See why my nickname is "Stuffed"
Fri 01/16

Yes, why would her nickname be "Stuffed"?

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