The Olive Loaf Incident!

Mr C poses with his new favorite food!

05.09.02: Did you read below from yesterday? If not read that first. So, I am walking Mr C again today and he found the other piece of Olive Loaf and had it in his mouth before I even knew what it was.

Yesterday I noticed that there was a second piece. So, today I was watching for it. We were walking and I was looking in the gutter, and didn't see and I thought we were still about two houses away from where it would be. So we're walking and Mr C stops me and I look back at him and he has something black in his mouth. I didn't know what it was. But something was funny, it didn't look like he was grabbing it or biting it like he would with a leaf or paper product, it looked like he was eating it. Shit! It was the other piece of Olive Loaf! I yanked it out of his mouth and was really mad at him and me and the goddam idiot who decided to leave two pieces of Olive Loaf in the gutter!

Of course we rushed home to wash our hands (me) and mouths (Mr C).

05.08.02: So, I take Mr C outside to do a bathroom walk. We walk a block and he urinates in the street. Awesome!

So we walk some more and Mr C is sniffing around the gutter and he is sniffing at something and just as I realize what it is, it's already completely in his mouth!

A thick slice of what appeared to be Olive Loaf!

So I try to reach in his mouth and pull it out, and I only grabbed a piece of it. And he's trying to swallow it fast, because he knows I'm trying to take it away from him.

I'm holding him with my left hand yelling, "Dude! Give me that!" and I reach down his throat and pull the whole slice of Olive Loaf out and throw it on the ground.

My entire hand is covered in sickness. So I carry Mr C back the two blocks to the apartment and I hold my arm out away from my body the whole time.

Then I spent several minutes washing my hand. Then I had to rinse Mr C's mouth out because it smelled like Gutter-Cured Olive Loaf.