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In an interesting news item for fans of dogs, prosthetics and/or faux reproductive organs: Earlier this fall, the inventor of fake dog testicles won Harvard's "Ig Nobel Prize" for medicine. In the photo, inventor Gregg Miller holds a pair of his Neuticles -- the fake testicles implanted after an animal is neutered. Miller's website says Neuticles allow a pet "to retain his natural look" and "self esteem." Hot! He has already sold more than 150,000 (although I am not sure if that is pairs or not -- so it could be over 300,000 individual -- I hesitate to use terms like "nuts" or "balls" but, really, you can only say testicles so many times in a paragraph). But mainly, I love the crazy photo of Gregg and Max! The man is hugging his dog, wearing a maroon shirt, AND holding two fake balls in his hand -- all at the same time! Crazy!

Astrizonomy! View from a studio apartment on Pluto of the planet's three moons (click for larger version).

Some dude smacked my car, June 11, 2005.
Filling these forms out now really sucks.
I found this paper towel in the foyer of my apartment building. Some very interesting writings on it. The first graphic is one side, the second is the back side.
Top 10 Breeds of 2003 list is out. Mr C rethinks plans for next years' list.
In re the so-called food groups, see my new pyramid!
Mickey Rooney is Totally Insane!

Man Riding Zebra

Above: A man riding a zebra.

This is Xmas Eve 2003 at the Strong Family House. Jo and HT are asleep on the couch. Mr C is asleep right by the fireplace, on the blanket I always put there to keep him warm and, I think the word is, snuggly. Meanwhile, I'm wide awake taking pictures at 2am because I'm not a normal person. Click on the photo for a larger version.

 

Singer-Songwriter/Actor Glen Campbell got arrested recently for "extreme drunken driving." Here's his holiday mug shot.

New addition!
My friend Jane drew a picture of Mr C's Nightlife!
Jane's pic of me and Mr C.
Jane bored at work.
Jane's version of the other night!

Click here for the Croc Hunter!

NEW ART! More here! And here! And here! The best one's here, but my dad says, "Your 'New Art' is sick!!!! It looks like a five year old's art!"
The Electric Razor -- Coming Soon!
Latest iPod ad campaign: Going too far?
Future Is Wide Open
This is Eva Green, from the new NC-17 rated film, The Dreamers. Reportedly, sex and full frontal nudity abound. I haven't seen it yet!
My sister Joanna (top); and me with Mr C and Hasty (bottom), during my early Jan '04 trip to LA. Click for larger versions.
"One company endorsed by maligned Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant will not be renewing his contract, but company officials say the decision was made before Bryant was charged with sexual assault in July... Although [the] promotion for a Kobe bobblehead doll was still on Nutella's Web site as of Monday morning, the company did take the phrase, 'Kobe Bryant's favorite spread' off the site in recent weeks." -- Darren Rovell, ESPN.com.
John Neville John Thaw Steven Hill

New Advertising Section!
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Mr C. In Space!
Steve V. Steve!
"when dreams come true!"
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