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New news item: Sharon Pledges Cabinet; Vote on Gaza Pullout!

New catchprase! Wiggidy whaQue. Is something wiggidy whaQue? Let me know about it!!!

Check it: Jay Maynard's Tron Costume (totally insane)! In a related field: Kevin Kelm's Giant Robot Suit.

Check out some of the spam I get.

Did you know that if you go to McDonald's' "media" site you can download photos of the monkeys that run that corp? You can get various low-res and hi-res tifs and jpgs! (I used to have a link here, but it no longer exists.)

tedstrong.com EXPOSE on the aged -- WHAT DO WE DO WITH ALL OF THEM?

Have you seen this: Chuck Norris is a serious, what the kids call, jagoff.

Murder She Wrote: Is Jessica for real?

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes? Come on!

Early Diatribes on "Language" Censorship!

The WB has cancelled Angel -- one of the best shows on TV -- and the best show on the WB. Please go here to sign the petition to keep it on the air for another season. You can also email the WB at faces@thewb.com.

Thoughts: I'm into changing the world and becoming famous. I'm currently only working at that at about 50%. Butter tastes so good and is very important in making other foods; but I still can't finish an entire stick when trying to eat it on its own.

Oscar Winners Listed -- plus post-show commentary!

My awesome, full-length synopsis/reviews of Lord Jim and Dreamcatcher!

Casino Royale (1967) tribute/review -- I'm not quite done with it yet, but I've put it up. I'm really pleased with myself because of the pictures. I got a hold of this old 1967 Playboy with a 13-page pictorial on "The Girls of Casino Royale" so I scanned them all and put them all online! You can click on different parts of the small thumbnailed pages at the right to get a larger picture...

Brand new! Brand new! Brand new! Updates at the Oscars Page: Oscar winners! My Thoughts! My! Me! Me! It's all about me!

At the Movies!

Roger Ebert takes a break from films to write an essay entitled: Public Prayer Fanatics Borrow Page from Enemy's Script. Ebert points out something that I like to keep pointing out to the conservatives and religious fanatics: "The pledge, written in 1892, had those words (under God) added to it in 1954 by politicians."

My email to the people at Beer Nuts.

Favorite Letterman Stand-Up, George Miller, dies at 61.

More links just added!

Word of the Day featuring Wu-Tang's Ol' Dirty!

News! Feb 25, 2003! Bush and the Democrats Clash Over Estrada!

There's a Rat in the Kitchen!

Hollywood@War News! (The greens and browns I used in "Hollywood@War" is supposed to look like camouflage.)

Speech by former Director of CIA James Woolsey in re impending war. Unlike the above Hollywood at War story, this is not an attempt at satire, but just an actual reprinting of this story. Interesting. You should keep up on current events.

You might also like to take a look at this The Salon Interview: Camille Paglia. This is from February 7, 2003 and it's in re the possibility of war in the Middle East.

We are (still!)... Under Christian Attack!

Earlier this week a born again Christian person emailed me about my review of the movie Signs and I responded, and then it kept going like that -- you know, it's impossible to use reason with these people. He cannot comprehend that I don't see how the Bible can be proof of God's existence, and he's all like, "you need to read the Bible, because it proves that it is in fact the word of God." And then I'm like, "but that's like me saying I'm president, and my telling you that is proof enough."

It's really somewhat upsetting; these people just refuse to think any further than a certain point. When they realize that their argument is falling apart they always say, "well that's where FAITH comes in..." But it's like, why do you have faith in some old make-believe, oft-changed-through-the-centuries story? Their faith is grounded in nothing.

So, anyway, then this guy, or woman, got his whole Christian corporation to flood me with fanatical Jesus freak protests, condemnations and superiority...

Click the cross for all the correspondences:

Brand new film REVIEWS!

Happy New Year '03

The Entity

Magnum P.I. Links!!

Updates at People's Favorite Movies Lists page!

Oscar-Winning Director George Roy Hill Dies at 81

Herb Ritts dies at 50

Mr Crackers!

Paola e Chiara, Rosamund Pike, Lena Headey, Elisha Cuthbert moved to Tributes/People section!

Meanwhile, someone in my apartment building had been stealing my packages. At least 5 or 6 parcels from completely different people and places. Finally I put up this note by the mailboxes. And there's this crazy, lunatic old bitch in my apartment -- who may just be mixed up in it all... For the FULL story click here!

New pix of Mr C! What was his Christmas gift list like?

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Who loves crappy weather? It doesn't matter, because if you live in the San Francisco you're getting crappy weather for at least the next week (late December, 2002). Click here for the graphic!

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Controversy!! Is Tiffany's new print ad blasphemous? Hardcore Christians say yes. Take a look for yourself.

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I was talking to my friend Deana on the IM one day, I think she was stuck at work on a Saturday with nothing to do, so she asked me to recommend sites.

Then I thought, hey these are some good links, I think I'll put them on my links page. My links page was originally a movies links page, but I think I'll expand it to include any links I like.

Problem is, as this grows it's going to be very difficult to index. Oh well. Of course a lot of these links won't be around forever, if you notice they are dead links, send a note to tedstrong@ tedstrong.com.

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The Devil and the Angel.

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Lookah atta sizah dis.

Do you recognize this room?

Are you fat? Check out what Liz Claiborne can do for you.

I happened into Sean Connery's official site the other day, and there was a button that said write to Mr Connery. So I was like, oh, I'll do that.

Have you noticed that on Faith Hill's new album they are trying to make her look like Britney Spears?

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Legendary actor James Coburn dies too young... The story on page A17 with photos!

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November 12 : Some movie review updates. Let me know thoughts. Plus -- New Hate Mail! Someone wrote in to complain about what a terrible film reviewer I am after reading what I wrote about Signs!

November 6: Film director Andre de Toth has died at age 90, in obits. November 6 was also my 32nd birthday.

October 25: And here's today's list of people who suck (good through Tuesday).

October 20: The new great song from the Mitsubishi TV commercial is called "Breathe" and is by Telepopmusik.

October 17: Meanwhile, here's some info on censorship. tedstrong.com opposes censorship vehemently. But it appears the White House and Mr Bush are fighting for censorship. Check it out!

November 1: Here's the most outrageous thing I received in a spam email this week: "They had cocks in every one of my holes, and then they made me eat all the cum." I did not make that up.

October 30: Emergency in the East Bay! Using Dreamweaver I was able to change that hotlink from the standard blue to HOT RED!

From the I Told You So files... Chevy Chase sucks.

Favorite French film actresses.

FOREST GREEN SHIRTS -- SUPERFLUOUSITY AT WORK? I don't think you can ever wear a dark, forest green shirt. Because, there is no pair of pants in existence that will go with it.

Not khakis, not even jeans, and nothing else. I have a forest green shirt and I never wear it. Do you know why? Because it doesn't go with anything.

I don't know what I'm going to do with it. If you have one, I suggest you just throw it away. Because you're never going to wear it. Because you can't. Because it doesn't go with anything.

SUPERFLUOUSITY -- A WORD? No, not technically. Yet. But for now, we still have to be held by the constraints of "superfluousness."

Mean People Suck Alert.

This is my new "Character," or alter ego, "Teddy." He's an animated dog that often lives in a "live action" world. He's a model/actor on the way up. Let me knows what you thinks... at tedstrong@tedstrong.com.

Who are you? What are you all about? What does your future hold? What time is it? How much is that doggy in the window? You want to know? You can find out here: Horoscopes!

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