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But What About My Rap Song? Or: What Up (What Is Up?/What Are You Doing?)

This is my new rap song. Check it out!

  Kind of like if me an my homeys,

  Got in my benz,
  With alls o' my friends,
  Gone up to da Hamptons,
  To uh... see the Peter Framtons,

  Screwin all them hoes (whores; loose women),
  Lis'nin' to my Bose,
  Killin' all mah foes,
  That's how it goes,

  Pop a cap in his nose,
  Get vogue an' strike a pose,
  With a ax -- I smash ya toes,
  At your grave I piss on yah rose,
  Like Stallone I say my "yo"s,

  Like Hank I say Hey-Now,
  I do my hoes a-nal,
  Panama? -- fuck your ca-nal,

  Rockin an' rollin,
  Not through trollin,
  Rappin an' scammin,
  Eatin' my hammon (ham and),
  ... eggs!

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