Spam!

New spam! Angela's a "half-white half-Asian hottie" who wants me!

New spam! My friend Bates Alan (not to be confused with the late British actor Alan Bates) has just emailed me. He needs my help. He's near death, and he's a multi-millionaire who needs my help in spreading his riches to the poor -- and he's giving me 10%!

Spam from Daniel Mills.

Do I know Mike? Great spammer question. Do I?

New expose on my Yahoo/SBC junk mail filter! It's like, retardation. It puts emails from people who are in my address book into my bulk folder, and it puts stuff that couldn't possibly be anything other than spam into my Inbox.

More crap: "sup8er vrgra for your gurly psychology alcoholism."

More new spam -- this time directed to Mr C.